Random good for nothing Hideki facts

Coz I am bored while doing something illegal I have enough time to think of weird Hideki facts.

• Hideki doesn't use shower gel or hair shampoo. To keep his slowly withering body fresh and clean he only uses SOAP
• Hideki is working so hard that he belongs to the risk group to get a decubitus on his ass since he's sitting too long on his chair and has the feeling he gets scabs there
• Hideki doesn't really care about how he runs around outside..he doesn't even mind running around with shirts which are full of cat's hair
• Hideki doesn't mind to tell the whole world how he fails....it doesn't matter if he talks about his feeling of getting alzheimer coz he has forgotten again where is glasses are (In fact he's just sooo blind he can't see it~) He also doesn't mind to tell everyone that women don't seem to like him while he likes to show off that he's all popular when he talks to people who like him. 
• The Content he writes about are in a short summary always the same. You can describe it in some few simple sentences: "I already wrote 3787381711 songs again!" "the concert is soon!" "the concert was fun" "I met x and y the other day" "My teeth!" "Don't die on me!" "*insert ridiculous failing at daily life*" "I got myself a SUPER BLAHBLAH MUSIC GADGET! And actually I don't care if you care but anyway I am sorry for doing so!" "My Mac is broken again!" (because you looked out for some entertaining porn files...)  "It's been a while since I wrote. I am sorry..but I don't need to write if I don't know what to write about!" tba
• Hideki loves talking about random shit no one understands like he talks about cute rabbits which are jumping around from nowhere..drugs?
• Hideki loves to never feel guilty so he always will find an excuse why he's not the person to blame. Well maybe he only is ignorant about it but who knows xD
• After turning 40 he feels quite old and uncomfortable now
• Hideki loves his dentist so much he needs to thank his dental clinic at the SSS return the f(l)avour DVD
  
  Now I don't want to think about more anymore right now o.o Maybe I can come up with a second part tomorrow when I am bored again.
  Instead some random facts about myself:
• Doci only loves her coffee with milk and sugar. Sweet Coffee yaaay!
• Doci loves sleeping but she rarely has the opportunity to sleep long
• Doci loves her feet for no special reason
  
  Ach I am also too lazy to come up with random facts about me XD